Piddly Little Toughts

Please read: Due to a high amount of unused blogs on Tumblr, we are deleting every blog that does not reblog this by January first. People have been asking for taken URL’s and this is what we are doing.

another-perfect-w0nder:

trixie-and-solar:

darksorrowandgearhoof:

lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons:

directioners-welcomee:

yankees-bsb-aremyinspiration:

lots-of-carrots-and-no-spoons.

DAMMIT, STAFF.

Lol just gonna reblog this on all my saved urls.

well, id hate to be the person that didnt see this.

uhg fml. not taking any risks. SORRY FOLLOWERS!

yeah ^^ sorry followers. not taking any chances. tumblr=my life..

((At first I was just like. Ya what ever. Then I looked at the fucking source!))

Computer: Monitor, display this document, okay?
Monitor: No prob, boss.
Computer: Okay, now it looks like the mouse is moving around. Monitor, can you move the pointer icon accordingly?
Monitor: Anything you ask, boss.
Computer: Great, great, okay. Mouse, where are you going now?
Mouse: Over the icon panel, sir.
Computer: Hmm, let me know if he clicks anything, okay?
Mouse: Of course.
Keyboard: Sir, he's pressed Ctrl and P simultaneously. 
Monitor: Oh god, here we go.
Computer: *sigh* Printer, are you there?
Printer: No.
Computer: Please, Printer, I know you're there.
Printer: No! I'm not here! Leave me alone!
Computer: Jesus. Okay, you really nee-
Mouse: Sir! He's clicked on the printer icon.
Computer: Printer, now you have to print it twice.
Printer: No! No! No! I don't want to! I hate you! I hate printing! I'm turning off!
Computer: Printer, you know you can't turn yourself off. Just print the document twice and we'll leave you alone.
Printer: No! That's what you always say! I hate you! I'm out of ink!
Computer: You are not out of in-
Printer: I'M OUT OF INK!
Computer: *sigh* Monitor, please show a low ink level alert.
Monitor: But sir, he has plen-
Computer: Just do it, damn it!
Monitor: Yes sir.
Keyboard: Ahhh! He's hitting me!
Computer: Stay calm. He'll stop soon. Stay calm, old friend.
Keyboard: He's pressing everything. Oh god, I don't know, he's just pressing everything!
Computer: PRINTER! Are you happy now? See what you've done!
Printer: Ha! That's what you get for trying to make me do work. Next time he- hey! HEY! He's trying to open me! HELP! HELP! Oh god, he's torn out my cartridge! PLEASE! Help! Error!
Monitor: Sir, maybe we should try to help him?
Computer: No. He did this to himself.

irisheyez77:

mpriestly:

George Clooney getting arrested: A photoset.

#only tumblr people would make colored photosets of clooney cuffed #really though

About fucking time a celebrity gets arrested for doing something worthwhile. All the awards to George.

veganbrekkie:

This is perfect.

i hate when you’re in the middle of reading a fic

and all of sudden you just can’t figure out what position they’re in

like, how is his hand there?

that doesn’t make sense?

omg that one is on the left side of the bed?

officialkrystel:

mightymorphingsuitpie:

WHAT THE FUCK CUTENESS OF LAMBS?!?

THEY’RE GOATS. BUT IDEGAF. OMFG LOOK AT THEM. LOOK AT THEM RUNNING AND LEAPING. JESUS CHRIST.

mochacianamarch:

sealionwomannn:

depressionista:

bunnyfood:

Polite cat

That little headbutt in the second one gave me diabetes.

Oh my god give me

DAMMIT.

“Excuse me, human. I would like a petting, please. Yes, thank you.”

“Um, excuse me, human? Human? Ah yes, I’d like another petting please. Ah, thank you.”